YO!
Grab a beer, sit back and enjoy the pics! Prepare to be shocked and most probably psychologically
disturbed forever more!

Most of you will know me best for my ridiculous appetite, therefore will probably best recognize me with a HUGE
burger attached to my face!
By the way! Those beers aren't all mine, it was a close up, i was with 3 other folk, honestly!
2001 LONDON
Just back home from a mad spontaneous saturday drinking session with my mate Brendan.
He thought it'd be a classic pic of me pretending to have bitten a chunk out of my favourite cymbal, and
as drunk as we were decided to take it, so here it is.
The reality was that i'd smashed the cymbal while playing with the band in the studio.
During that mad piss up with Brendan, which lasted from 12noon til 2am!, we managed to get through roughly
40 beers between us, then demolished the entire cocktail list in the pub, where incidently we were politely asked to leave
after Brendan spewed down the pub stair case and I spewed all over the bar! NASTY COCKTAILS!
Then we got thrown out of Mr Woo's all you can eat Chineese restaraunt coz we'd basically eaten the entire
buffet!
Then we managed to loose my boss the security contract for a posh private club, but that's another story!
Then forgetting i'd eaten the chinese buffet, i decided to demolish a Mexican takeaway where upon leaving
i not only emerged with my Mexican grub, but had also aquired a massive Sumbrero from the head of an imitation donkey
in the window of the takeaway! Somehow along the way i wound up with a traffic island also, but i'm
pleading the fifth on that one!
Think that was the same night we mysteriously wound up with a free crate of beer! Again, that's another
story!
All in all, it was a wicked day out!
Myself, roughly aged 9 or 10, so round about 1980/81.
Compare the pic above to the one below, you'd never believe it is me in both!
How in the hell did I manage to go from looking so innocent and with a fine head of hair, to looking
like the big bald gorrilla you see in the picture below!
AUGUST 2001
FEBRUARY 2002
A slightly friendlier looking pic of myself, taken at big Seans place in Epping on my arrival back from Phoenix (the
second time)!
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